Two bloggers went outside
that’s it that’s the joke
it’s an inside joke
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So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that the artist was just taking liberties, I checked out the back.
I’m dubious. I should read a passage:
It is a literal bear.
Okay yeah I’ll admit it I’m going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence.
You have some explaining to do, Canada.
You guys don’t understand. Screw it being a bestseller, 50 Shades of Gray is a bestseller, this book won the Governor General’s Award. That’s the highest literary award in Canada. That’s the pulitzer prize of Canadian literature. Bear is a part of Canadian literary history.
i had to read this book in uni for my first year Canadian literature class. When we first heard of it we were like, “Oh the Bear’s a metaphor or some shit.” but then one kid read ahead, and was like, “Guys, no, she literally fucks the bear. She fucked a bear.”
#we have long winters okay#maybe writing bear porn is how some people deal with it#important safety note: do not attempt to fuck a bear#that will end in screaming and pain and a really awkward report to the park rangers#do not attempt to have relations with a bear
What the FUCK.
if you look at Jared Padaleckis body you’d expect him to be some tough dude who’s serious and all
HE’S ACTUALLY A 5 YEAR OLD
HOW THE FUCK
DOES THIS EVEN WORK
tHIS MAN HAS A WIFE AND CHILD AND HE STILL ACTS LIKE THIS
THIS MAN PLAYS A GOD DAMN SERIAL KILLER AND ACTS LIKE THIS
One of these women is despised and hated for being awkward.
The other is applauded and worshipped for the exact same reason.
I know other factors come into play.
But something isn’t right there.
ones an extrovert and ones an introvert voila la différence
One had to portray a disaster of a character, one didn’t
Both were doing their jobs as actresses. One was better written.