darvinasafo:

I see no lies.

darvinasafo:

I see no lies.

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quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

(Source: acidocasualidad, via drachesoul)

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il-tenore-regina:

csales76:

the-goddamazon:

eurotrottest:

struggleflavoredpancakemix:

punwhileyoustillcan:

davejaded:

spacethefinalfuck:

lohanofficial:

this is how americans celebrate 4th of july in london 

THATS NOT EVEN REAL TEA YOU UNGRATEFUL YANK
-sound of bumbling angry british persons in the distance-

Like you would know what real tea is, you stole it from the Asians



damn is that true?

China been had tea for the past 10,000 years the British just discovered it during the Age of Trade when they started getting all hype about the East.

Yeah, China and India had tea, and from their trade with nations in Africa, so did Africa.
EVERYONE that Europe considers the “East” (which means everyone but Europe), had tea already.
They were about 10,000 years late to the party, stole it, monopolized the trade routes, and sold it for a higher price.
Not to mention they also stole gunpowder from the Chinese as well.
And after the Dark Ages (that time Europe forgot how to adult by itself), the Arabs had to come and TEACH THEM ALL THE SHIT THEY FORGOT.
Yeah, the list goes on.

LMAO.

European history is hilarious. 

il-tenore-regina:

csales76:

the-goddamazon:

eurotrottest:

struggleflavoredpancakemix:

punwhileyoustillcan:

davejaded:

spacethefinalfuck:

lohanofficial:

this is how americans celebrate 4th of july in london 

THATS NOT EVEN REAL TEA YOU UNGRATEFUL YANK

-sound of bumbling angry british persons in the distance-

Like you would know what real tea is, you stole it from the Asians

damn is that true?

China been had tea for the past 10,000 years the British just discovered it during the Age of Trade when they started getting all hype about the East.

Yeah, China and India had tea, and from their trade with nations in Africa, so did Africa.

EVERYONE that Europe considers the “East” (which means everyone but Europe), had tea already.

They were about 10,000 years late to the party, stole it, monopolized the trade routes, and sold it for a higher price.

Not to mention they also stole gunpowder from the Chinese as well.

And after the Dark Ages (that time Europe forgot how to adult by itself), the Arabs had to come and TEACH THEM ALL THE SHIT THEY FORGOT.

Yeah, the list goes on.

LMAO.

European history is hilarious. 

(via coffinsandtoffee)

123,708 notes

michellewebb:

nicotine-and-m16s:

nubbsgalore:

honduran white tent bats roosting under a heliconia leaf, which they sever down the length of its midrib to create a ‘tent’ that provides a waterproof shelter and protection from potential predators. 

Did you mean, “Adorable cotton fluffs with eyes?”

*screaming*

At first glance, I thought this was popcorn.

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19,091 notes

dead-pendragon:

heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

SOMEONE SAID IT

(via coffinsandtoffee)

169,061 notes

cuffyourdick:

a simple yet beautiful reminder, it could be you! be thankful for everything you have.

(Source: sixpenceee, via coffinsandtoffee)

72,512 notes

a-riled-writer:

life goals

a-riled-writer:

life goals

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8,908 notes

fireprobie:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, follow the Ultrafacts Blog!

This is a good idea and we should try this

fireprobie:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, follow the Ultrafacts Blog!

This is a good idea and we should try this

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7,173 notes

bonny-notion:

found this in a doctors office

im not convinced they know what drugs do

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293,996 notes

cracked:

Stupid men, always thinking about sex and food and sleep and probably even breathing.
27 Sex Myths You Need to Stop Believing

cracked:

Stupid men, always thinking about sex and food and sleep and probably even breathing.

27 Sex Myths You Need to Stop Believing

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